Chakalaka

These are my girls!! I am so proud them for making it so far in the "Step up or Step out" dance competition that plays on Etv every sunday, considering that blackgirls are not taken seriously thanks to the new breed of delusional krumpers with oversized sneakers and stuffed nickers. My vagina dries up in agony everytime i hear them going on about haters from neverland in their faux-American accents. There is no doubt that the commercial success of South African dancers and musicians depends on how well they mimic American artists which is why I was shocked that Chakalaka even made it through the first round of auditions. Maybe we have Arthur (bless his dick) Mafokate's presence in the judging panel to thank for that. I hope not.
Chakalaka is fighting in the same blackgirl battle against Church ladies who disapprove of our dress code. Black people have, all of a sudden, adopted the European concept of conservate dress -a concept that came on a boat. Chakalaka, through their dancing, make a powerful feminist statement that encourages blackgirls everywhere to embrace their erection inspiring figures without worrying too much about a concept that was made by an insecure white man to prevent women from realising their power.

I hope i see more hip shaking, leg splitting, weave disassembling, pelvis thrusting and booty hopping moves from Chakalaka! Nondindwa loves you Chakalaka, don't drop yourselves in the water!